Wednesday, February 6, 2008

The Rock Workout

Welcome to ROCK'S BABY WORKOUT!!! To begin, we stretch. Flex your delts as you bring your arms out nice and wide.
Next exercise your face muscles by sucking your own lip and making yourself look really strange.
At this point, you will probably be feeling pretty tired. Let your father support you around your bulging pecs as you do a few squats.
Then, give up on your workout and let your dad do a few 'baby presses.' Make him do about twenty reps since you only weigh 20 lbs.
Make your dad exercise his lip muscles by kissing your chubby cheeks.
Finally, treat yourself to a relaxing massage. You've worked hard, you deserve it!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh... that feels good!

7 comments:

Rachel said...

Ha Ha Ha! This is so funny Rachel and he is just so cute!

Beck said...

I think he looks JUST like you, R! And a lot like Sarah, too. =)

Nick, Annie, Aiden, Sophie and Clip said...

you're so funny! I love your posts! keep em comin'!

Robert said...

That baby has absolutely zero stress, and yet he gets a massage... I tell you, there is no justice in the world, no justice.

Will said...

I think the older The Rock gets, the more he looks like Rachel. No longer is he purely a Fix, as he appeared in his earliest days.

Material Girl said...

aaaaargh, he is SO cute. That is Connor's workout routine too...he LOVES to stand up. I hope we get to meet Rock soon...

Elizabeth said...

I love naked baby arms.....and legs.....and tummies.....and other things. Great pictures and captions!